from craigslist:
We are typical MTV type party girls. Looking for a third roommate that likes to have fun. Our other roommate just moved out for the rest of the lease cause she will be modeling in Milan. The total rent of the apartment is $4000, but we don't really care about money and just want a cool girl to live with so you would only have to pay $500. The apartment is right in soho on west broadway and has everything - hot tub, rooftop access, pool, doorman, etc. We want a girl that likes to party and go to clubs to live with. Send a description of yourself and we'll get back to you.
That's awesome, I want to be a MTV type party girl also! But does anyone watch MTV anymore?
Departure Location: Boston
Arrival Location: New York
Preferred Arrival Location: Another Country
Departure Date: May 2006
Arrival Date: Therabouts
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