would be scowering the web and TV for news clips or
editing video clips for Comedy Central's Jon Stewart
and Stephen Cobert's shows.
I might find it hell working there,
but it seems I waste a lot of time watching them on line.
I suspect that when Amanda Cook's children
have children of their own,
they are probably going to be born
with a computer chip inside their head.
Which sounds frightening, but lately
it's been a: "hey, take your laptop
with you" kind of week, and that's frightening.